Ringtone Curator Gifts

"This tone means the battery is low. This one means you've just driven over a pedestrian. And this one indicates that someone sitting near you in a coffee shop is about to grab your phone and stuff it down your throat!"

Tonight: Wagner's Ring Tone Cycle.

"Interesting cellphone ringer you have. Place it on my desk and step back."

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

Quasimodo's Ringtone.

Ringtones Kids Can't Hear.

"You'll really like this next song. I wrote it specifically to be a ring tone!"

'Is that you cell phone or mine?'

'Hello, handsome - is that a Billy Cotton ringtone?'

'No you do a great job. I'm letting you go because I don't like your cell phone ringtone.'

"This new phone is totally cool. The only thing it needs a ringer that plays a song more annoying than anyone else."

'I just love this new ring tone.'

"What singing? That's my ringtone."

'She always comes to my ringtone. It's the sound of a can opener.'

"We may have the same ringtone, Kenneth, but they're in totally different keys."

"Stop right there, it's my stockbroker: I have to take this!"

'It seems your heart replaced the 'Boom-Boom' beat with a funny ringtone!'

"I understand your cell phone is ringing. The 'Mexican hat dance'. That's my ring!"

"Where did you get that awesome ringtone?"

'Hey everybody, ring tones.'

"I figured out how to make Sebastian's purr into my new ringtone!"

'Other than your choice of ring tone, I can't find anything wrong with you.'

Suddenly, God wondered if Saint Andrew had a cooler cellphone than him.

"I assigned everyone a different ringtone."

'If it's not stolen, you wanna explain the 'Meow' ringtone?'

"The music is starting, Tonto! Come on, let's ride!"

"Dear sir....Today I heard the first cuckoo ringtone."

'I'm setting up a ring ID. When my phone 'oinks,' I'll know it's you calling.'

Man awoke by phone in a dream

Mobile phone has teeth and writhes about. Young man says: 'The animal-noise ringtones are cool, but the vibrate setting is a bit much.'

As punishment for not cleaning up his room, Zach's parents rigged his cell phone to play nothing but Barry Manilow songs when it rang.

"It's a retro ring."

"Honey! That 'meow' ringtone’s gotta go!"

Catcall.

Charles has opted for the Harrison Birtwhistle ring-tone.