Whistle Collector Pillows

"You don't like my new whistle?"

"You idiot. That’s the dog whistle — where’s the mouse whistle?!"

Whistles

'You're not blowing it properly. Give it here.'

'I found this frog whistle under her mattress!'

Whistle

Punt Cake

Cow's straw

Jazz is Invented

"My owner is teaching me to think before barking, which gave Federal Express plenty of time to clobber me."

Six jazz instruments.

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

Relaxing in front of a fire.

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

"Hoarder."

"It's an extra $2.00 if you want a candle with a wick."

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

"Blowing the whistle is perfect for a sports bar to let its patrons know that Happy Hour is over."

'Try his land line.'

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

"Do not, I repeat, do NOT light his candle."

'I'm doing like you said and not drinking straight from the carton.'

"Upon further review, the receiver did not establish a meaningful and personal relationship with the football, therefore it is ruled an incomplete pass."

"Hmm, well, I wouldn't worry too much. This condition is very common in your profession."

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

'This one is very effective. It sounds just like a can opener.'

'Special offer today -TWO for one, sir!'

"Say Cheshire Cheese."

Candlelight

"In a Universe Light Years Away...Almost, son, but remember you have to light up all the people for your wish to come true."