Whistle Watcher Pillows

"I hear the ref was struck by a missile!"

'The game's starting to get a bit niggly!'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"It get it – you're hungry."

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

No Soliciting

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

Dogs

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

"I love this time of day."

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

Squirrel on the beach

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

"Entweder Fisch oder Fleisch"

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

'Thar she blows!'

Polar bears

"He's a keeper!"

Cat has birds on whiskers,

"Tell us again about the humpback of Notre dame."

'Pull...'

'Our tabby was pre-approved for a credit card!'

'You can laugh all you want, but since I bought this 'GPS' system, I haven't beached myself once!'

'Cap'n Ahab, Sir! Starbuck wants to know if you fancy a coffee.'

Whale Piñata.

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.