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"I hear the ref was struck by a missile!"

'The game's starting to get a bit niggly!'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"It get it – you're hungry."

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"I love this time of day."

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

Dogs

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

No Soliciting

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

Beaver tower

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

Fish or Cut Bait

Squirrel on the beach

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

'Thar she blows!'

Polar bears

"He's a keeper!"

Cat has birds on whiskers,

"Tell us again about the humpback of Notre dame."

'Pull...'

Whale Piñata.

'Our tabby was pre-approved for a credit card!'

'Cap'n Ahab, Sir! Starbuck wants to know if you fancy a coffee.'