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I heart my cat. I spayed my cat.

Cat and Mouse

"Honey I don't think Muffy likes that new cat food."

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

"It get it – you're hungry."

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

Cat Reunion

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Cat Zoom Meeting

"I hate it..."

"I think I blew the promotion when I started doing some personal hygiene grooming during the interview."

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

Cat has birds on whiskers,

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

"Sure, it's been a tough quarter, but somehow we always land on our feet."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'Our tabby was pre-approved for a credit card!'

A few post-Christmas options for Santa.

Cat plays a golf shot from a litter box.

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

'All cats have 4 legs and fur. I have 4 legs and fur...It's too hard to think anymore.'

Cat Lover's Leap.

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

"Our cat is the only god this home needs."