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"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

"It get it – you're hungry."

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

Cat has birds on whiskers,

'Our tabby was pre-approved for a credit card!'

Living with a cataholic.

"Keep your best friend close but the squirrels closer."

'While you're 'fixing' my private parts, could you give me a loaner pair?'

"Here's a nice white wine. Goes great with grooming and hairballs.

"Yes, I did use your credit card to pay for a computer and phone. Just how long did you expect that ball of yarn to entertain me."

"It's nice when all the kids get together at Christmas, but..."

'Let's switch sides. My feet are killing me.'

'If mobile phones become too popular we'll have nowhere to sit !'

They watch for a while, then, unlike humans, they get bored.

"You know you're getting old when you start getting nose whiskers."

'Frankly, I can't really see the future, but I will sniff your hand.'

I heart my cat. I spayed my cat.

"Steve and Sue, clean up after your mutt or else!"

'Oi! Are you looking at my 'berg?'

'Gimme a little kiss.'

"If owls are so smart, how come they don't already now who it is?"

Woman says cat is a great mouser.

'I thought this was going to be a documentary about animal cruelty.'

"Oh look, my cat followed me to work."

Dog sleepwalking after owner

'At ease.'

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Woman pins up a Lost Cat poster on a telegraph pole, but the cat is hiding from her behind the pole.

Cat and Mouse

That's no way to speak to a pedigree cat!

"Isn't that cute? She bought herself a little stool to sit on and watch us shred her chairs!"