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'While you're 'fixing' my private parts, could you give me a loaner pair?'

"Pick me!"

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

Canine Companion

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

Love Conquers All

"He's already getting attached to you."

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"Did you get my tweet?"