Paws Enthusiast Gifts

'While you're 'fixing' my private parts, could you give me a loaner pair?'

"Pick me!"

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

Canine Companion

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

Polar bear bowling alley

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

"He's already getting attached to you."

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

"Did you get my tweet?"

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

Love Conquers All