Paw Enthusiasts Gifts

'Out of the blue, my Master is now obsessed with having me sit, shake hands and rollover...'

"Pick me!"

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

Canine Companion

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

"Congratulations. It's a chick."

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

"He's already getting attached to you."

"He was a sea rescue."

Raised by Dogs

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

"Did you get my tweet?"

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

Love Conquers All

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

Pets.

"Look. They say sit, you sit. They say roll over, you roll over. Where's the prob?"