Paw Enthusiasts Pillows

'Out of the blue, my Master is now obsessed with having me sit, shake hands and rollover...'

"Pick me!"

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

Canine Companion

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"He's already getting attached to you."

"Congratulations. It's a chick."

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

Love Conquers All

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

"He was a sea rescue."

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

Raised by Dogs

"Did you get my tweet?"

Pets.

"Look. They say sit, you sit. They say roll over, you roll over. Where's the prob?"