Playful Paw Enthusiasts Pillows

"I'm still working on my keyboarding skills."

A crowd of happy pet owners.

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

Kid tows his large dog in wagon with 'wide load' sign.

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

"What's that smell, girl? Is it spring?"

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

Living with a cataholic.

"So, what's it to be, chicken unfit for human consumption, or beef unfit for human consumption?"

'Out of the blue, my Master is now obsessed with having me sit, shake hands and rollover...'

One man and his dog.

'I'm sick and tired of begging!'

'While you're 'fixing' my private parts, could you give me a loaner pair?'

Apparently Barking Rovers have won the cup.

BONK!, 'He's not the brightest cat I've ever seen.'

'Quick! 'Tushy to the ground' stance!'

'Let's switch sides. My feet are killing me.'

Dog.

Dogs at the vets - "What exactly does 'being seen to' mean?"

'This one keeps dog time.'

Identity Crisis - cat in dog kennel.

Beware of over-exuberant dog.

'That's when he tries to sound like Pavorotti. Now here's how he sounds when he hits his finger with a hammer...'

'I love dogs. I love kids. But when they come in alone I'm not going to get paid."

Dog sleepwalking after owner

"He likes you."

'He must be pleased with me. He's wagging his finger.'

"This is all very romantic, but I'm not in heat."

'All you have to do is lie down in front of the goal.'

Smirking Cat

Walking my dog gives me a new leash on life!

"Do I ever do this to you?!"