Playful Dog Admirers Pillows

Beware of over-exuberant dog.

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"Now I really hate poetry."

"He was a very good boy."

Foster failure

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

Collies Without Borders

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

'Not here - home!'

Stormy weather

"I couldn't possibly lick another baby right now."

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

'Actually, she's turned out to be a very clever pet. Watch when Rex stands up, she'll feed him a biscuit.'

"Meow"

Chasebook

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

Kid tows his large dog in wagon with 'wide load' sign.

Fifty Shades of Gray

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.

"Gesundheit!"

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

'That's right...he'll lick you to death.'

"We should get out to the country more often."