Paws And Play Pillows

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

Hush puppy.

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

Bathing the dog

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

Cat Lover's Leap.

The Rolling Bones

"So, what's it to be, chicken unfit for human consumption, or beef unfit for human consumption?"

Puppy and Kitten.

Jerry had a difficult time coming up with cartoon ideas over the noise his dogs made. '...so then the cat says, 'No, thanks. I'll clean it myself.' 'Ha,ha! Yeah, that's a good one,Phil!'

'While you're 'fixing' my private parts, could you give me a loaner pair?'

'Quick! 'Tushy to the ground' stance!'

'Doing tricks is a slippery slope.'

'Time out!... Scooper!!'

Puppy Love.

Dog.

"Counsel will stop playing games."

Pet owners know that special relationship between a dog and his ball.

'I love dogs. I love kids. But when they come in alone I'm not going to get paid."

'He must be pleased with me. He's wagging his finger.'

"This is all very romantic, but I'm not in heat."

"I'll fetch a stick, a frisbee and a tennis ball, but I draw the line at dryer balls."

'I know a Tail Implant Specialist who can fix that for you.'

Walking my dog gives me a new leash on life!

Cat House

"I'm still working on my keyboarding skills."