Paws And Splash Pillows

Bathing the dog

Bring your own inflatable.

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

Hush puppy.

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

A man plays golf by the sea

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

Puppy and Kitten.

Jerry had a difficult time coming up with cartoon ideas over the noise his dogs made. '...so then the cat says, 'No, thanks. I'll clean it myself.' 'Ha,ha! Yeah, that's a good one,Phil!'

'While you're 'fixing' my private parts, could you give me a loaner pair?'

'Charity sends her thanks!'

'A walk is supposed to be fun. If it's not, you aren't doing it right.'

"Where's your evidence?"

Dog.

Puppy Love.

"For their holidays, they always book pet-friendly accommodation: I'm never left behind..."

'Oh yes, occasionally he's very boisterous.'

'It's sad to see a good dog go bad.'

'I love dogs. I love kids. But when they come in alone I'm not going to get paid."

Gavin had felt a caling since he was a puppy. His time spent at the Royal Ballet had paid off and now nothing could stop him...

'He must be pleased with me. He's wagging his finger.'

"This is all very romantic, but I'm not in heat."

Cat House

'It's ok they're not in trouble...It's just the ladies formation-swimming team members practicing!'

"I'm still working on my keyboarding skills."