Paws And Praises Pillows

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

Hush puppy.

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

Bathing the dog

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

Living with a cataholic.

"I got you some flowers..watered them, too.".

'Quick! Take a picture!'

'A Telegram, M'Lord.'

The Rolling Bones

Jerry had a difficult time coming up with cartoon ideas over the noise his dogs made. '...so then the cat says, 'No, thanks. I'll clean it myself.' 'Ha,ha! Yeah, that's a good one,Phil!'

Puppy and Kitten.

"So, what's it to be, chicken unfit for human consumption, or beef unfit for human consumption?"

Downward-facing dog vs upward-looking cat.

One man and his dog.

'While you're 'fixing' my private parts, could you give me a loaner pair?'

'Quick! 'Tushy to the ground' stance!'

"Where's your evidence?"

Dog.

Puppy Love.

'Frankly, I can't really see the future, but I will sniff your hand.'

'Let's go before everyone starts telling their stupid owner stories.'

Gavin had felt a caling since he was a puppy. His time spent at the Royal Ballet had paid off and now nothing could stop him...

'I love dogs. I love kids. But when they come in alone I'm not going to get paid."

"This is all very romantic, but I'm not in heat."

Walking my dog gives me a new leash on life!

Cat House

"I'm still working on my keyboarding skills."