Paws And Pics Pillows

'Quick! Take a picture!'

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

Hush puppy.

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

Bathing the dog

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

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She left lots of photos out so the cat wouldn't miss her while she was away...

"It makes me want to pee."

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

"I got you some flowers..watered them, too.".

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

"I was going to tell them to take a silly faces photo next, but I don't think I'll bother."

The Rolling Bones

Jerry had a difficult time coming up with cartoon ideas over the noise his dogs made. '...so then the cat says, 'No, thanks. I'll clean it myself.' 'Ha,ha! Yeah, that's a good one,Phil!'

Puppy and Kitten.

Downward-facing dog vs upward-looking cat.

'While you're 'fixing' my private parts, could you give me a loaner pair?'

Cat Video Cinema.

"Where's your evidence?"

Pet Snapshots

"I'm not saying she's obsessed, but every single photo on her phone is of her person." "Awww, that's her napping."

"Let me take another without the tail wag – more dignified."

Dog.

Puppy Love.

Another last "first date" for Daphne "...and here's kitty peeking out of a shoe box. Oh! And here he is playing with a dead birdie! Oh how cute! Here's Kitty looking around a corner! And..."

'Oh yes, occasionally he's very boisterous.'

'These will be photos for 'A Fat Cat is an Unhappy Cat' leaflet. So, please act accordingly!'

"He likes you."

'I love dogs. I love kids. But when they come in alone I'm not going to get paid."

"Talk about manipulated media... my owners must have invented the term!"

"Couldn't they have found a more flattering picture of her?"