Paws And Pics Pillows

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

Hush puppy.

Bathing the dog

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

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"It makes me want to pee."

She left lots of photos out so the cat wouldn't miss her while she was away...

"I got you some flowers..watered them, too.".

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

"I was going to tell them to take a silly faces photo next, but I don't think I'll bother."

The Rolling Bones

Puppy and Kitten.

Jerry had a difficult time coming up with cartoon ideas over the noise his dogs made. '...so then the cat says, 'No, thanks. I'll clean it myself.' 'Ha,ha! Yeah, that's a good one,Phil!'

'While you're 'fixing' my private parts, could you give me a loaner pair?'

Pet Snapshots

"Where's your evidence?"

Dog.

Puppy Love.

Another last "first date" for Daphne "...and here's kitty peeking out of a shoe box. Oh! And here he is playing with a dead birdie! Oh how cute! Here's Kitty looking around a corner! And..."

"I'm not saying she's obsessed, but every single photo on her phone is of her person." "Awww, that's her napping."

"Let me take another without the tail wag – more dignified."

'Oh yes, occasionally he's very boisterous.'

"No offense, but you look better in Photoshop."

"It's true, I swear, it's on the wall: a brand new calendar and all the photos are of me!"

"Talk about manipulated media... my owners must have invented the term!"

'These will be photos for 'A Fat Cat is an Unhappy Cat' leaflet. So, please act accordingly!'

'I love dogs. I love kids. But when they come in alone I'm not going to get paid."

"Couldn't they have found a more flattering picture of her?"