Paws And Plants Lover Pillows

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

Puppy and Kitten.

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

'Works every time.'

Desert Island BBQ

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"First date hairball... awkward."

Mixed Doubles.

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"