Piano-playing Plant Lover Pillows

Wife growing vegetables in husband's piano

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Yardless: Please help

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Girl to boy, 'Mom says don't play it again, Sam.'

Gardening#2

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

Mantis Love

Bonsai tree held up by matchstick

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

'That plant food really works!'

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

A Venus cow trap.

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

Thanks

The Venus Flytrap Leather Sectional

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

"Here's something for all you animal lovers out there..."