Musical Plant Lover Pillows

"I stopped singing to my plants! I've never had one say 'shaddup!' before!"

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

Mantis Love

Gardening#2

The Music Seed

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

Thanks

A Venus cow trap.

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

Pea

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

Person carrying balloons and plants.

Ecological Therapy

"You've definitely got water retention..."

"Things are getting really bad around here. Phil, the office plant, was just let go."

Poinsettia

'Oh my - hasn't he grown!'

Pollination Process

'Oh my Gawd! He's a weed!'

Biotechnology in agriculture

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

"May I remind you that our prenuptial agreement called for me to take the plants?"

"We only test our drugs on plants, so we have to do lots and lots of extrapolating."

"I've just got this thing about hanging baskets"

Wife growing vegetables in husband's piano

"It's inoperable and perennial."

You have the flu. Get plenty of rest and avoid lots of fluids.

"I called you my little succulent because you're low maintenance."