Musical Plant Lover Gifts

"I stopped singing to my plants! I've never had one say 'shaddup!' before!"

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

Mantis Love

Hardy Annuals

The Music Seed

Gardening#2

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

Thanks

A Venus cow trap.

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

Pea

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

Person carrying balloons and plants.

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

"You've definitely got water retention..."

Poinsettia

"Things are getting really bad around here. Phil, the office plant, was just let go."

'Oh my - hasn't he grown!'

Ecological Therapy

Pollination Process

'Oh my Gawd! He's a weed!'

"I've just got this thing about hanging baskets"

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

"It's inoperable and perennial."

Blatant competition in nature.

Our eco-prom theme is "Jungle Paradise." Decorations will be live plants. I see where this is leading. Can you bring in trees and bushes for the night? Sure. But

"We only test our drugs on plants, so we have to do lots and lots of extrapolating."

"May I remind you that our prenuptial agreement called for me to take the plants?"

Biotechnology in agriculture

"I called you my little succulent because you're low maintenance."