City Plant Lover Gifts

Ecological Therapy

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Yardless: Please help

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Gardening#2

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

Mantis Love

'That plant food really works!'

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

The Venus Flytrap Leather Sectional

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

Thanks

A Venus cow trap.

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

Florist "Say it with cacti"

Conservation bookshelf has a dead plant on top of it.

'Don't you think it's time you tackled the wandering dew?'