Musical Botanist Pillows

A bird pulls a flower out of the ground and sings into it as though it is a microphone.

The Music Seed

Botanical violinist

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Rose Garden

"I think this is the perfect place to grow a family."

Roses

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

"You must have a green thumb."

Dig the Garden,"Hey those Geraniums are cool."

Setting out the bedding plants was one of his few remaining pleasures,

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

Gardener

Gardening new year's plans

Little Farm Shop of Horrors with G.M produce turned into man eating plant

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

Man and bird

Wife growing vegetables in husband's piano

Live Flower/Vase Flower - 'Julia?'

"Why yes, business is blooming."

'Now say after me RANUNCLACEAE.'

Ernie, I hear you're an amateur botanist who believes some plants are baseball fans. Yes, ivy plants root for the Chicago Cubs and dream of being in Wrigley Field themselves on day. King Ferns are fans of the Kansas City Royals. Cattails follow the Detroit Tigers. And Redwood trees are huge supporters of their local team in San Francisco. That makes sense. Giants love the Giants! Redwood trees are the team's biggest fans!

"Where are the perineums?" "Aisle 3. Between the vaginas and the rectums."

Gardening.

'That's one hell of a mating call you've got there, Bob!'

"I stopped singing to my plants! I've never had one say 'shaddup!' before!"

"I was trying to grow roses, but I got hit by the 'bluebonnet' plague."

F&E Landscape Architects. Ground cover plants are the Peter Pan of landscape design. The never "grow up"!

"The good news is you only have an allergy. The bad news is you're allergic to pollen."

"Can you believe we walked right past security?"

Of course nothing grew --- You just put drumsticks in the ground! I was trying to grow beets.

"Psst...The grass is a plant!"