Musical Botanist T-Shirts

A bird pulls a flower out of the ground and sings into it as though it is a microphone.

The Music Seed

Botanical violinist

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Rose Garden

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

"I think this is the perfect place to grow a family."

Roses

Dig the Garden,"Hey those Geraniums are cool."

"You must have a green thumb."

Setting out the bedding plants was one of his few remaining pleasures,

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

Gardening new year's plans

Gardener

Little Farm Shop of Horrors with G.M produce turned into man eating plant

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

Wife growing vegetables in husband's piano

Man and bird

Live Flower/Vase Flower - 'Julia?'

'Now say after me RANUNCLACEAE.'

"Why yes, business is blooming."

Gardening.

"Where are the perineums?" "Aisle 3. Between the vaginas and the rectums."

'That's one hell of a mating call you've got there, Bob!'

"I stopped singing to my plants! I've never had one say 'shaddup!' before!"

"Can you believe we walked right past security?"

'It's definitely grown hyacinth we last looked at it!'

"Psst...The grass is a plant!"

"He loves me!"

Every flower that ever bloomed had to go through a whole lot of dirt to get there.