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The Music Seed

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Trump! The Musical

Garden Goddess.

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

Bee flying to another flower.

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

Cats and gardens.

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Lawnmower

Et in Arcadia Ego

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

'Do you mind!!?'

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

Ecology

'Remember, we're planting a tree, not burying a bone.'

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

"Who wants to live in a Garden Centre?"

"It was so depressing. When I go to the theatre, I want to be entertained."

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

"Home school marching band"

"Javert" Would Like To Use Your Current Location

There were a million things Alexander Hamilton hadn't done

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

'Not that sort of rock garden!'

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.