Musical Garden Enthusiast Gifts

The Music Seed

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Trump! The Musical

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Garden Goddess.

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

Bee flying to another flower.

Cats and gardens.

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

Lawnmower

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

Et in Arcadia Ego

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'

'Do you mind!!?'

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

Ecology

'Remember, we're planting a tree, not burying a bone.'

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

"When I heard they legalized weeds, I wanted to be first on the block to let my lawn go."

"Javert" Would Like To Use Your Current Location

"Who wants to live in a Garden Centre?"

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

"Home school marching band"

There were a million things Alexander Hamilton hadn't done

"It was so depressing. When I go to the theatre, I want to be entertained."

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

'Not that sort of rock garden!'