Harmonic Gardener Gifts

F. Chopin

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Cat Nip.

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

Bumble Bee

Tree Passion

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

The Music Seed

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

Biodiversity

The Phantom Of The Garden

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

"Relax. They're just crows."

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

'I prefer the term 'mobile home'.'

'I'm in the amusingly shaped vegetables department.'

Ecological Therapy

"Whoever dug up my carrots had better learn to play dead, fast."

'What do you think of the new Mars Mover I just ordered from The Whole Mars Catalogue?'

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

Planting Bird Seed.

'...And it comes with valuable coupons toward your next purchase.'

"Why do humming birds hum? Because they don't know the lyrics."

"Nice job with the petunias, Skip. They're a perfect complement to the trip wires."

'Hey, if they can grow in Michigan...'

The afternoon shower catches the couple in the tropical garden. The rain shimmers on the flowers that perfume the air. Ryan Beardsley looks into her eyes and whispers. Twig! Watch where you're watering! The humidity begins to affect her mood!

Wife growing vegetables in husband's piano

City Zoo: 'Try our exotic composts in your garden.'