Harmonic Gardener Gifts

F. Chopin

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Cat Nip.

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

Bumble Bee

Tree Passion

The Music Seed

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

Biodiversity

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

The Phantom Of The Garden

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

"Relax. They're just crows."

'I prefer the term 'mobile home'.'

'I'm in the amusingly shaped vegetables department.'

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

Ecological Therapy

"Whoever dug up my carrots had better learn to play dead, fast."

'What do you think of the new Mars Mover I just ordered from The Whole Mars Catalogue?'

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

Planting Bird Seed.

'...And it comes with valuable coupons toward your next purchase.'

"Nice job with the petunias, Skip. They're a perfect complement to the trip wires."

City Zoo: 'Try our exotic composts in your garden.'

"Do you think there is life on other plants?"

'Hey, if they can grow in Michigan...'

Wife growing vegetables in husband's piano

"Why do humming birds hum? Because they don't know the lyrics."