Galactic Gardener Gifts

'Guess who was just named Marketing Director for THE ENTIRE DARK SIDE OF THE PLANET?!'

Boss, I'm one of the finalists for Mars One! I'll be going to Mars on a one-way trip. Excellent. On Mars, you'll have only the air and food you bring with you. That won't last long. To survive long-term you'll have to plant vast gardens to feed you and replenish your oxygen. You'll be toiling and slaving for no money at all. I should never tell you anything. I'll stop paying you, to help you get used to that.

Welcome to our own tiny slice of International Spacestation!

'The meteor saved us a bundle on a rock garden!'

Bug to bug: 'Do you think there is life on other plants?'

"Do you think there is life on other plants?"

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

Prize vegetables.

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

So Close..

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

Gardener attacked by plants.

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Doing the borders.

"First time pruning?"

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Plant Lady

Gardener

Pumpkin patch

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

An Unexpected Guest.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

I guess she had other plans for you.

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'