Magical Gardener Gifts

Hairy Potter

Organic Beans

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

An Unexpected Guest.

Tree Passion

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

The Phantom Of The Garden

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

'I'm in the amusingly shaped vegetables department.'

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

'What do you think of the new Mars Mover I just ordered from The Whole Mars Catalogue?'

Planting Bird Seed.

Wife growing vegetables in husband's piano

City Zoo: 'Try our exotic composts in your garden.'

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

'This lettuce will grow on Mars...by the way, find out if 'red lettuce' is copyrighted.'

"Gnomeschooling is harder than I thought!"

"I stopped singing to my plants! I've never had one say 'shaddup!' before!"

'You've never forgotten that Elsie Turner, have you George!'

"You make me feel 'hole'."

Priest watering his wings.

'Every summer, dandelions can't wait to go topless!'

'What on earth made you think of growing water melons in the bath Henry?'

LawnGrazer 3000; The Solar Powered, Remote Controlled Lawnmower

Bonsai farms: 'We started growing normal trees, but it didn't work out!'

Football fan

Of course nothing grew --- You just put drumsticks in the ground! I was trying to grow beets.

With my home genetic engineering kit, I've created massive, politically active vegetables. From the left, a giant carrot. From the right, big broccoli. It was an accident, but something feels right. Introducing Meet the Produce. Next topic: Trump. Losing. Winning.

'I tried to tell him I didn't think it was a tomato.'

Clown watering his flowers.

'Well Miss Pearson, this flood resistant GM Maize you've developed is pure genius. Giving it gills was a masterstroke'