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Organic Beans

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

An Unexpected Guest.

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

Tree Passion

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

The Phantom Of The Garden

'I'm in the amusingly shaped vegetables department.'

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

'What do you think of the new Mars Mover I just ordered from The Whole Mars Catalogue?'

Planting Bird Seed.

City Zoo: 'Try our exotic composts in your garden.'

Wife growing vegetables in husband's piano

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

'This lettuce will grow on Mars...by the way, find out if 'red lettuce' is copyrighted.'

"Gnomeschooling is harder than I thought!"

'You've never forgotten that Elsie Turner, have you George!'

Priest watering his wings.

"I stopped singing to my plants! I've never had one say 'shaddup!' before!"

'What on earth made you think of growing water melons in the bath Henry?'

'Every summer, dandelions can't wait to go topless!'

Clown watering his flowers.

'Well Miss Pearson, this flood resistant GM Maize you've developed is pure genius. Giving it gills was a masterstroke'

'I tried to tell him I didn't think it was a tomato.'

LawnGrazer 3000; The Solar Powered, Remote Controlled Lawnmower

Bonsai farms: 'We started growing normal trees, but it didn't work out!'

Football fan

Watering a plant in the rain.

Man with a sunflower head watering flowers with human faces.