Fairytale Gardener T-Shirts

Snow White.

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

An Unexpected Guest.

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

Tree Passion

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

The Phantom Of The Garden

'I'm in the amusingly shaped vegetables department.'

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

"Relax. They're just crows."

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

Planting Bird Seed.

City Zoo: 'Try our exotic composts in your garden.'

"Gnomeschooling is harder than I thought!"

Priest watering his wings.

'Every summer, dandelions can't wait to go topless!'

"You make me feel 'hole'."

"I stopped singing to my plants! I've never had one say 'shaddup!' before!"

'What on earth made you think of growing water melons in the bath Henry?'

'You've never forgotten that Elsie Turner, have you George!'

'Well Miss Pearson, this flood resistant GM Maize you've developed is pure genius. Giving it gills was a masterstroke'

F&E Landscape Architects. Ground cover plants are the Peter Pan of landscape design. The never "grow up"!

Clown watering his flowers.

Football fan

With my home genetic engineering kit, I've created massive, politically active vegetables. From the left, a giant carrot. From the right, big broccoli. It was an accident, but something feels right. Introducing Meet the Produce. Next topic: Trump. Losing. Winning.

'I tried to tell him I didn't think it was a tomato.'

Bonsai farms: 'We started growing normal trees, but it didn't work out!'

Watering a plant in the rain.

Man with a sunflower head watering flowers with human faces.

Woman Planting Flowers in her Snow Covered Garden.

Bishop sprinkling holy water on his potted plants.

'Man with birds nesting in hair.'