Ironic Gardener T-Shirts

Watering a plant in the rain.

Garden Centre/Water Shortage

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

An Unexpected Guest.

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

The Phantom Of The Garden

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

'I'm in the amusingly shaped vegetables department.'

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."

Planting Bird Seed.

City Zoo: 'Try our exotic composts in your garden.'

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

"Gnomeschooling is harder than I thought!"

Wet weather footwear - shoes that are shaped like boats.

'You've never forgotten that Elsie Turner, have you George!'

'Every summer, dandelions can't wait to go topless!'

"I stopped singing to my plants! I've never had one say 'shaddup!' before!"

'Manure, you say? We always put custard on our rhubarb!'

'What on earth made you think of growing water melons in the bath Henry?'

Bonsai farms: 'We started growing normal trees, but it didn't work out!'

Clown watering his flowers.

Pyramid Garden

'Well Miss Pearson, this flood resistant GM Maize you've developed is pure genius. Giving it gills was a masterstroke'

"911?... Guinness Book of World Records?... 911?

Hipster Yard

'Sewer farm - 100% organic'

Football fan

Man with a sunflower head watering flowers with human faces.

Woman Planting Flowers in her Snow Covered Garden.

Desert Island