Absurdist Gardener T-Shirts

Find playful t-shirts that showcase your gardener’s creative, absurdist spirit. Comfortable and fun, these shirts make a humorous statement about their passion for gardening with a twist.

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Shoveling Snow in Spring

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Gardener clipping topiary stairs

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An Unexpected Guest.

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"No! I want to live! I want to live!" mockup

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

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'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.' mockup

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

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'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?' mockup

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

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The Phantom Of The Garden

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"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?" mockup

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

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'Ah, now's there's something different....'

'Ah, now's there's something different....' mockup

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

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'I'm in the amusingly shaped vegetables department.'

'I'm in the amusingly shaped vegetables department.' mockup

'I'm in the amusingly shaped vegetables department.'

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Planting Bird Seed.

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City Zoo: 'Try our exotic composts in your garden.'

City Zoo: 'Try our exotic composts in your garden.' mockup

City Zoo: 'Try our exotic composts in your garden.'

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Mowing the Bottle-Garden

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Hydroponic Gardening

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"Gnomeschooling is harder than I thought!"

"Gnomeschooling is harder than I thought!" mockup

"Gnomeschooling is harder than I thought!"

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'Manure, you say? We always put custard on our rhubarb!'

'Manure, you say? We always put custard on our rhubarb!' mockup

'Manure, you say? We always put custard on our rhubarb!'

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'Every summer, dandelions can't wait to go topless!'

'Every summer, dandelions can't wait to go topless!' mockup

'Every summer, dandelions can't wait to go topless!'

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'What on earth made you think of growing water melons in the bath Henry?'

'What on earth made you think of growing water melons in the bath Henry?' mockup

'What on earth made you think of growing water melons in the bath Henry?'

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"I stopped singing to my plants! I've never had one say 'shaddup!' before!"

"I stopped singing to my plants! I've never had one say 'shaddup!' before!" mockup

"I stopped singing to my plants! I've never had one say 'shaddup!' before!"

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'You've never forgotten that Elsie Turner, have you George!'

'You've never forgotten that Elsie Turner, have you George!' mockup

'You've never forgotten that Elsie Turner, have you George!'

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"911?... Guinness Book of World Records?... 911?

"911?... Guinness Book of World Records?... 911? mockup

"911?... Guinness Book of World Records?... 911?

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Pyramid Garden

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Clown watering his flowers.

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Football fan

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Bonsai farms: 'We started growing normal trees, but it didn't work out!'

Bonsai farms: 'We started growing normal trees, but it didn't work out!' mockup

Bonsai farms: 'We started growing normal trees, but it didn't work out!'

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'This one here would probably be best for you; It prefers partial shade, needs little watering and grows best in esoteric single-panel cartoons.'

'This one here would probably be best for you; It prefers partial shade, needs little watering and grows best in esoteric single-panel cartoons.' mockup

'This one here would probably be best for you; It prefers partial shade, needs little watering and grows best in esoteric single-panel cartoons.'

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'Well Miss Pearson, this flood resistant GM Maize you've developed is pure genius. Giving it gills was a masterstroke'

'Well Miss Pearson, this flood resistant GM Maize you've developed is pure genius. Giving it gills was a masterstroke' mockup

'Well Miss Pearson, this flood resistant GM Maize you've developed is pure genius. Giving it gills was a masterstroke'

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Watering a plant in the rain.

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Man with a sunflower head watering flowers with human faces.

Man with a sunflower head watering flowers with human faces. mockup

Man with a sunflower head watering flowers with human faces.

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Woman Planting Flowers in her Snow Covered Garden.

Woman Planting Flowers in her Snow Covered Garden. mockup

Woman Planting Flowers in her Snow Covered Garden.

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'Don't listen to anyone. I think you're beautiful...even if you are a weed.'

'Don't listen to anyone. I think you're beautiful...even if you are a weed.' mockup

'Don't listen to anyone. I think you're beautiful...even if you are a weed.'

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Desert Island

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"It says here that they only grow in damp,shady locations."

"It says here that they only grow in damp,shady locations." mockup

"It says here that they only grow in damp,shady locations."

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Absurdist Gardener T-Shirts Collection

Absurdist Gardener Mugs

Browse our collection of amusing mugs for absurdist gardeners and start each day with a smile. Perfect for coffee or tea lovers with a quirky gardening spirit.

Absurdist Gardener Pillows

Create a whimsical garden nook with pillows featuring funny, eccentric designs. Perfect for adding personality and humor to outdoor or indoor seating areas.

Absurdist Gardener Prints

Discover vibrant prints that celebrate the quirky side of gardening. These artworks bring humor and creativity into any garden or living space, perfect for the absurdist gardener.