Fairytale Gardener Pillows

Snow White.

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

An Unexpected Guest.

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

Tree Passion

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

The Phantom Of The Garden

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

'I'm in the amusingly shaped vegetables department.'

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

"Relax. They're just crows."

Planting Bird Seed.

City Zoo: 'Try our exotic composts in your garden.'

"Gnomeschooling is harder than I thought!"

'You've never forgotten that Elsie Turner, have you George!'

"I stopped singing to my plants! I've never had one say 'shaddup!' before!"

Priest watering his wings.

'Every summer, dandelions can't wait to go topless!'

'What on earth made you think of growing water melons in the bath Henry?'

Bonsai farms: 'We started growing normal trees, but it didn't work out!'

Clown watering his flowers.

'Well Miss Pearson, this flood resistant GM Maize you've developed is pure genius. Giving it gills was a masterstroke'

'I tried to tell him I didn't think it was a tomato.'

Football fan

Watering a plant in the rain.

Man with a sunflower head watering flowers with human faces.

Woman Planting Flowers in her Snow Covered Garden.

Bishop sprinkling holy water on his potted plants.

Desert Island

Skyscrapers.