Mythical Garden Enthusiast Pillows

"Forget the beanstalk - I'll have a leylandii instead!"

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

The Phantom Of The Garden

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

"I've just got this thing about hanging baskets"

Mermaid reads sleeping tourists book.

Mowing the Bottle-Garden

At the end of the rainbow

The Perfect Garden.

'Look Dad - bigfoot!'

"Gnomeschooling is harder than I thought!"

"I can't believe I went so long without A.C."

Priest watering his wings.

'Every summer, dandelions can't wait to go topless!'

Phoenix

"I'd like to see you cut back to eating only two, three ships a day."

For the new gardener.

'What do you think of as you great achievements?'

"I don't really believe in the tooth fairy anymore, but if it pays, I play!"

Bishop sprinkling holy water on his potted plants.

Herb garden

"Lily, Rose, this is Violet."

'Oh, hey, relax, I'm not here to take you! I've outsourced all that work long ago. I'm now strictly on the administrative end.'

Devil watering tails.

Monk growing flowers which look like his tonsure.

"My biggest problem is squatters."

'I'm afraid it's the weather!'

'I met your father on a fairytale weekend in Yosemite. It was love at first sighting.'

Skyscrapers.

"Your cholesterol level is through the roof!! When you die, may I hang you up in my garden for the blue tits..?"

Catch of the day