Mythical Garden Enthusiast Gifts

"Forget the beanstalk - I'll have a leylandii instead!"

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

The Phantom Of The Garden

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

"I've just got this thing about hanging baskets"

Mermaid reads sleeping tourists book.

Mowing the Bottle-Garden

At the end of the rainbow

The Perfect Garden.

'Look Dad - bigfoot!'

"Gnomeschooling is harder than I thought!"

"I can't believe I went so long without A.C."

'Every summer, dandelions can't wait to go topless!'

Priest watering his wings.

"I'd like to see you cut back to eating only two, three ships a day."

Phoenix

"I don't really believe in the tooth fairy anymore, but if it pays, I play!"

With my home genetic engineering kit, I've created massive, politically active vegetables. From the left, a giant carrot. From the right, big broccoli. It was an accident, but something feels right. Introducing Meet the Produce. Next topic: Trump. Losing. Winning.

For the new gardener.

'What do you think of as you great achievements?'

Redneck Flowerpot

Bishop sprinkling holy water on his potted plants.

Herb garden

Devil watering tails.

"My biggest problem is squatters."

Catch of the day

'I met your father on a fairytale weekend in Yosemite. It was love at first sighting.'

"Lily, Rose, this is Violet."

"Your cholesterol level is through the roof!! When you die, may I hang you up in my garden for the blue tits..?"

'I'm afraid it's the weather!'

Skyscrapers.

Monk growing flowers which look like his tonsure.