Whimsical Garden Lover Pillows

'Fishing garden gnome'

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Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

Botany Baby!

The Phantom Of The Garden

Man transplants plant in his garden.

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

I love my dog!

Frontispiece to the Artists' Catalogue.

Game time.

'Let's go to the Horticultural Show and taste the exotic flowers...'

A gap between the solar panels

'You are my sunshine, my only sunshine.'

'All I'm saying is I wished you'd specified where you were going put the gnomes when you asked me if we could get some!'

"Gnomeschooling is harder than I thought!"

Snail meets alien carrying flying saucer.

Victorian Garden Romance

"They've worked out the can save money by sharing toilet reading material."

"I can't believe I went so long without A.C."

"Harold's easing into retirement."

'Every summer, dandelions can't wait to go topless!'

Sculpture

For the new gardener.

The Shed - commonly used as a male retreat.

'I'm in way over my head in this pond!'

"Would you still love me if I was a human?"

Guilty Northern Pleasures.

"Your cholesterol level is through the roof!! When you die, may I hang you up in my garden for the blue tits..?"

Break up the hard soil around plants...and do everything possible to provide moisture...

Butterfly

"So then I thought why don't we just enjoy our pension flexibility now?"

"What a gloriously sunny day...! I must get in the garden and burn something..."

Cover Design for Savoy (No. 3)