Whimsical Garden Lover Pillows

'Fishing garden gnome'

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Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

Botany Baby!

The Phantom Of The Garden

Man transplants plant in his garden.

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

I love my dog!

Frontispiece to the Artists' Catalogue.

A gap between the solar panels

Game time.

'You are my sunshine, my only sunshine.'

'Let's go to the Horticultural Show and taste the exotic flowers...'

'All I'm saying is I wished you'd specified where you were going put the gnomes when you asked me if we could get some!'

"Gnomeschooling is harder than I thought!"

Victorian Garden Romance

Snail meets alien carrying flying saucer.

"They've worked out the can save money by sharing toilet reading material."

"I can't believe I went so long without A.C."

"Harold's easing into retirement."

'Every summer, dandelions can't wait to go topless!'

For the new gardener.

With my home genetic engineering kit, I've created massive, politically active vegetables. From the left, a giant carrot. From the right, big broccoli. It was an accident, but something feels right. Introducing Meet the Produce. Next topic: Trump. Losing. Winning.

F&E Landscape Architects. Ground cover plants are the Peter Pan of landscape design. The never "grow up"!

The Shed - commonly used as a male retreat.

'I'm in way over my head in this pond!'

Sculpture

"Would you still love me if I was a human?"

Redneck Flowerpot

"Your cholesterol level is through the roof!! When you die, may I hang you up in my garden for the blue tits..?"

Butterfly

Cover Design for Savoy (No. 3)

Skyscrapers.

Guilty Northern Pleasures.

"So then I thought why don't we just enjoy our pension flexibility now?"