Funny Garden Lover Pillows

"I can't believe I went so long without A.C."

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Botany Baby!

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

Man transplants plant in his garden.

I love my dog!

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

'Let's go to the Horticultural Show and taste the exotic flowers...'

Game time.

A gap between the solar panels

'You are my sunshine, my only sunshine.'

Hydroponic Gardening

'I ask you, Larry the Landscaper, did you ever, under any circumstances, promise anyone a rose garden?'

'All I'm saying is I wished you'd specified where you were going put the gnomes when you asked me if we could get some!'

Snail meets alien carrying flying saucer.

"They've worked out the can save money by sharing toilet reading material."

Wet weather footwear - shoes that are shaped like boats.

Victorian Garden Romance

"Harold's easing into retirement."

"I stopped singing to my plants! I've never had one say 'shaddup!' before!"

Square Yard

'I'm in way over my head in this pond!'

Sculpture

For the new gardener.

"Would you still love me if I was a human?"

'I believe you want some fencing done at the bottom of your garden?'

Adam and eve do their laundry,

Redneck Flowerpot

Butterfly

"So then I thought why don't we just enjoy our pension flexibility now?"

"What a gloriously sunny day...! I must get in the garden and burn something..."

Cover Design for Savoy (No. 3)

Guilty Northern Pleasures.

Monty Don