Funny Garden Lover Pillows

"I can't believe I went so long without A.C."

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Botany Baby!

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

Man transplants plant in his garden.

I love my dog!

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

'You are my sunshine, my only sunshine.'

'Let's go to the Horticultural Show and taste the exotic flowers...'

Game time.

A gap between the solar panels

Hydroponic Gardening

'I ask you, Larry the Landscaper, did you ever, under any circumstances, promise anyone a rose garden?'

'All I'm saying is I wished you'd specified where you were going put the gnomes when you asked me if we could get some!'

"They've worked out the can save money by sharing toilet reading material."

Wet weather footwear - shoes that are shaped like boats.

Snail meets alien carrying flying saucer.

Victorian Garden Romance

"Harold's easing into retirement."

"I stopped singing to my plants! I've never had one say 'shaddup!' before!"

Sculpture

Square Yard

For the new gardener.

'I'm in way over my head in this pond!'

"Would you still love me if I was a human?"

'I believe you want some fencing done at the bottom of your garden?'

Adam and eve do their laundry,

"Your cholesterol level is through the roof!! When you die, may I hang you up in my garden for the blue tits..?"

Butterfly

Guilty Northern Pleasures.

"So then I thought why don't we just enjoy our pension flexibility now?"

Cover Design for Savoy (No. 3)

Break up the hard soil around plants...and do everything possible to provide moisture...