Comedy Garden Lover Pillows

'Like I told you yesterday, I think this is a bunch of nonsense.'

"That's where Alan Titchmarsh lives."

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

An Unexpected Guest.

Botany Baby!

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

Man transplants plant in his garden.

'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

I love my dog!

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

'Let's go to the Horticultural Show and taste the exotic flowers...'

'Um. . . I don't think that's a candy bar.'

A gap between the solar panels

Game time.

'You are my sunshine, my only sunshine.'

Annual flower having a mid-life crisis in July

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

Paving over the window-box

'I'd invite you in but there's no room.'

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

"Must've planted those seeds upside down..."

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

'I ask you, Larry the Landscaper, did you ever, under any circumstances, promise anyone a rose garden?'

'The grass is always greener on the other side seed'.

'It's only a slug Norman.'

'All I'm saying is I wished you'd specified where you were going put the gnomes when you asked me if we could get some!'

'We want the garden to be stamped with my husband's personality.'

Crazy paving company.

"They've worked out the can save money by sharing toilet reading material."

God builds the first lawn mower.

Victorian Garden Romance