Comedy Garden Lover Gifts

'Like I told you yesterday, I think this is a bunch of nonsense.'

"That's where Alan Titchmarsh lives."

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

An Unexpected Guest.

Botany Baby!

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'

Man transplants plant in his garden.

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

I love my dog!

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

'Um. . . I don't think that's a candy bar.'

'Let's go to the Horticultural Show and taste the exotic flowers...'

Game time.

A gap between the solar panels

'You are my sunshine, my only sunshine.'

Annual flower having a mid-life crisis in July

'I'd invite you in but there's no room.'

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

Paving over the window-box

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

"Must've planted those seeds upside down..."

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

'I ask you, Larry the Landscaper, did you ever, under any circumstances, promise anyone a rose garden?'

'It's only a slug Norman.'

'All I'm saying is I wished you'd specified where you were going put the gnomes when you asked me if we could get some!'

'The grass is always greener on the other side seed'.

'What if your tree grows, Burl? Won't it choke to death?'

Snail meets alien carrying flying saucer.

Burn All Your Garden Rubbish

God builds the first lawn mower.

"They've worked out the can save money by sharing toilet reading material."