Garden Comedy Lover Gifts

Break up the hard soil around plants...and do everything possible to provide moisture...

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

Botany Baby!

'Ugh Look The whole garden is just one giant cat toilet'

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

Man transplants plant in his garden.

'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

I love my dog!

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

'You are my sunshine, my only sunshine.'

A gap between the solar panels

Game time.

'Um. . . I don't think that's a candy bar.'

'Let's go to the Horticultural Show and taste the exotic flowers...'

Annual flower having a mid-life crisis in July

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

Man is injured transporting cacti.

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

'I'd invite you in but there's no room.'

Paving over the window-box

"Must've planted those seeds upside down..."

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

'I ask you, Larry the Landscaper, did you ever, under any circumstances, promise anyone a rose garden?'

'The grass is always greener on the other side seed'.

'It's only a slug Norman.'

'All I'm saying is I wished you'd specified where you were going put the gnomes when you asked me if we could get some!'

"They've worked out the can save money by sharing toilet reading material."

Crazy paving company.

'We want the garden to be stamped with my husband's personality.'

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'