Garden Comedy Lover T-Shirts

Break up the hard soil around plants...and do everything possible to provide moisture...

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

Botany Baby!

'Ugh Look The whole garden is just one giant cat toilet'

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

Man transplants plant in his garden.

'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

I love my dog!

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

'Let's go to the Horticultural Show and taste the exotic flowers...'

'Um. . . I don't think that's a candy bar.'

A gap between the solar panels

'You are my sunshine, my only sunshine.'

Game time.

Annual flower having a mid-life crisis in July

'I'd invite you in but there's no room.'

Man is injured transporting cacti.

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

Paving over the window-box

"Must've planted those seeds upside down..."

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

'I ask you, Larry the Landscaper, did you ever, under any circumstances, promise anyone a rose garden?'

'It's only a slug Norman.'

'All I'm saying is I wished you'd specified where you were going put the gnomes when you asked me if we could get some!'

'The grass is always greener on the other side seed'.

Snail meets alien carrying flying saucer.

'What if your tree grows, Burl? Won't it choke to death?'

"They've worked out the can save money by sharing toilet reading material."

God builds the first lawn mower.