Garden Comedy Appreciator T-Shirts

'I'd invite you in but there's no room.'

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

'I believe we've located the cause of your back problem, Mrs. Kangaroo.'

Fly Fishing

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

'I heard the Board was talking about kicking you, but I don't know if it's upstairs or out.'

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

"Your MBA and PHD are impressive but what concerns me is your low number of Facebook friends."

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

'I suppose you want Polly to forget she heard that.'

Conservation Area

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

"Waiter, there's a hare in my salad!"

"Did you just do a rooster?"

All-Verbal Westerns

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

'Another blond hair! You've been making a lot of night calls lately...'

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

Moulin Rouge Security

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

"A haand gel...!?"

"All stories have been told, all songs have been sung. But that won't stop us from making movie reboots."

"Play dead!" "What a long strange trip its been..."

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'