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'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

'Pay no attention to Sally - she's at the height of her frenetic breeding cycle.'

"Cat box"

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'

"Why on earth do you insist on coming to this miserable, isolated, rocky, small island every year to roost? It's covered in guano! Disgusting..."

"Pass that."

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

Split the last one?

'I'd invite you in but there's no room.'

"Are you kids going to behave, or do I have to put my foot down?!"

'We're all experts in one thing or another. For instance, I consider myself something of a specialist in fluid dynamics...'

'Good, lots of waxy buildup.'

"I hate hibernating! All our devices need updating. And now we need to go through a thousand phone and text messages."

"They're especially bold at this time of year."

"Mating display of the white-bellied boobie"

"I think we feed to many vitamins to Tweety"

"Excuse me, officer, but I believe I'm entitled to one mating call..."

The natural selection process in golf.

"It's teeth whitening."

'Yeah, my mum never forces me to try something new, but then again, we always eat the same thing...'

'That will be $600, thank you...'

'What are you doing?!'

'Well, yes, I guess so; the Warmington AR-20 could drop a man at 500 metres.'

Closed for Summer.

"I'll keep this short as I know many of you are eager to hit that dumpster out back."

Hedgehog opening a present - an inflatable pillow

"Well, you have the stethoscope this week, so go and check if this one is dead..."

Walrus Grooming.

"It's not long-term commitment, Kyle! I'll move in just for the hibernation."

'So you got the endorsement contract?'

"Who died?"

"What do you mean MOO?"

'It's a common hibernation nightmare, You wake up lying next to Ted Nugent,'