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'Well, yes, I guess so; the Warmington AR-20 could drop a man at 500 metres.'

Snake; 'Don't have a hissy fit!'

'It's time to face it, Bernie. You just don't have a green thumb.'

"Wait, I identify as a snake!"

"Who died?"

'Yeeoww Dangit, Morrie - cut your toenails,, You're gonna rip the sheets'

'Dude, see that sign over there? I think I just figured out what it means.'

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

'That will be $600, thank you...'

Hedgehog opening a present - an inflatable pillow

'Yeah, my mum never forces me to try something new, but then again, we always eat the same thing...'

"What do you mean MOO?"

"Blame evolution ifyou need to, but it's not my fault if us drones evolved to be lazy and you female bees evolved to be hard working..."

"Cat box"

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

"Why on earth do you insist on coming to this miserable, isolated, rocky, small island every year to roost? It's covered in guano! Disgusting..."

"Pass that."

Possums that ski.

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

"Next year we put the cats outside before we hibernate."

"Just the steak for me and my friend will have the carbon dioxide and the water with the sunlight."

"It's alright for you, female worms are everywhere, but when was the last time you saw a Mummy-Long-Legs?"

"I'm in no great hurry to evolve."

"I call it decking - it will be all the rage in a few years."

'Good, lots of waxy buildup.'

"Come on, let's get a selfie and post it online before we fight to the death..."

"Relax, that's only Tarzan's yell!"

"I can't believe I went so long without A.C."

The natural selection process in golf.

'What are you doing?!'

"Okay, it's agreed, - if Trump gets elected we won't be heading south for the winter."

"Hold on. I'll buzz you in."