Garden Appreciator T-Shirts

'No Wallmart...No Target...No mall...How can you call this paradise?'

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

Suburban street.

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Snow flake

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Garden Goddess.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Bee flying to another flower.

Cats and gardens.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

Taking it easy

Motor Tourism

Sunbathing in Autumn

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

Lawnmower

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

Mantis Love

Nature Lovers

Et in Arcadia Ego

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Father Christmas Painting Robins.

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

'Do you mind!!?'

Ecology

"I knew I shouldn't of let you organise our beach wedding!"

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

Don't you wish you worked in an office sometimes? No! Tree's Tree Nursery. There's nothing here to listen to. Are you kidding. Whoosh. Crack. Rustle. Thwump. Caw. Yes, but there's no ironic commentary. Are you kidding?

Pea