Whimsical Garden Collector Pillows

Tacky lawn ornament hunting. (It's a HUGE sport here in the United States!)

Mixed Doubles.

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Rocking Horse

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

"Got any bathtub gin?"

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

Dreams I have had...

Phoenix

The Phantom Of The Garden

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

Vincent Van Goat.

ATM withdrawal

"A little baking soda will get rid of the smell.

Knights Wing Mirrors.

Frontispiece to the Artists' Catalogue.

Factory Recall Unicorn.

Carnations.

I love ewe.

Springtime rabbits.

Money Snowglobe

Hissy-fits for sale.

"Gnomeschooling is harder than I thought!"

Giraffe's Ice-cream.

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

Acupuncture - Pin the Tail on the Donkey.

"When Irish eyes are smiling...sure...they steal your heart away."

'Every summer, dandelions can't wait to go topless!'

"Can you believe we walked right past security?"

F&E Landscape Architects. Ground cover plants are the Peter Pan of landscape design. The never "grow up"!

With my home genetic engineering kit, I've created massive, politically active vegetables. From the left, a giant carrot. From the right, big broccoli. It was an accident, but something feels right. Introducing Meet the Produce. Next topic: Trump. Losing. Winning.

Frederick Robinson

'Hey, wait a minute †you're not a dolphin!'