Garden Whimsy Lover Pillows

Caution - Jogging Gnomes .

Gordon suspected the garden gnome didn't like him.

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

Botany Baby!

Storm in a magic lamp.

The Phantom Of The Garden

Man transplants plant in his garden.

I love my dog!

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

A gap between the solar panels

Game time.

'Let's go to the Horticultural Show and taste the exotic flowers...'

'You are my sunshine, my only sunshine.'

Frontispiece to the Artists' Catalogue.

'All I'm saying is I wished you'd specified where you were going put the gnomes when you asked me if we could get some!'

'I love it when it's windy and we do a Mexican wave!'

"You need to get in touch with your inner tadpole."

"They've worked out the can save money by sharing toilet reading material."

Snail meets alien carrying flying saucer.

"The inflatable pool is a harsh mistress."

"Oh dear, my dear. I'm afraid the tall dark stranger works at a nonprofit."

"Gnomeschooling is harder than I thought!"

Victorian Garden Romance

"I can't believe I went so long without A.C."

"Harold's easing into retirement."

'Every summer, dandelions can't wait to go topless!'

The Shed - commonly used as a male retreat.

Balloon Man

Sculpture

'I'm in way over my head in this pond!'

'Cut that out! Every time you jump in our pool, we have to refill it!'

"I'm not like other frogs."

"Would you still love me if I was a human?"