Garden Whimsy Lover Prints

Caution - Jogging Gnomes .

Gordon suspected the garden gnome didn't like him.

Botany Baby!

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

Storm in a magic lamp.

The Phantom Of The Garden

Man transplants plant in his garden.

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

I love my dog!

'You are my sunshine, my only sunshine.'

Frontispiece to the Artists' Catalogue.

'Let's go to the Horticultural Show and taste the exotic flowers...'

A gap between the solar panels

Game time.

Drunk Woman Sees Pink Elephants in her Garden.

'All I'm saying is I wished you'd specified where you were going put the gnomes when you asked me if we could get some!'

'I love it when it's windy and we do a Mexican wave!'

Snail meets alien carrying flying saucer.

"The inflatable pool is a harsh mistress."

"You need to get in touch with your inner tadpole."

"Gnomeschooling is harder than I thought!"

Victorian Garden Romance

"Oh dear, my dear. I'm afraid the tall dark stranger works at a nonprofit."

"They've worked out the can save money by sharing toilet reading material."

"I can't believe I went so long without A.C."

"Harold's easing into retirement."

'Every summer, dandelions can't wait to go topless!'

"Guard coming."

'I'm in way over my head in this pond!'

With my home genetic engineering kit, I've created massive, politically active vegetables. From the left, a giant carrot. From the right, big broccoli. It was an accident, but something feels right. Introducing Meet the Produce. Next topic: Trump. Losing. Winning.

'Cut that out! Every time you jump in our pool, we have to refill it!'

Sculpture

"Mom and dad were right. We really do come from Heaven."

"I'm not like other frogs."

Balloon Man