Heroic Gardener Pillows

Matador face to face with a Toro lawnmower.

Cat in a tank...

An Unexpected Guest.

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Tree Passion

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A Garden Part 9

I'm going for former flower children. Tree's Tree Nursery. Legal pot. Legal grass. Festuca. Carex. Miscanthus.

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."

Executive grows martinis in his garden.

'I've had so many transplants, I feel like a garden nursery.'

Lawn mower - must get longer cable

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

"It came... it grew... it made Nana say bad words... 'Ow! You rotten #@!!×!' The invasion of the thistle"

Man look over neighbours fence at a man mowing his lawn. He is wearing a suit of armour to protect him from stones being thrown up by mower.

"The white powder is supposed to stop me, but I find it makes the leaves more delicious than ever."

"You make me feel 'hole'."

Spring troubles a vicar with devil weeds.

'Sewer farm - 100% organic'

Thanks for helping, Twig! Tree's Tree Nursery. It's winter. I didn't think you'd be so busy. Christmas greens, bulb forcing and holiday plants keep me in business. Thankfully, gardens go dormant

Watering a plant in the rain.

'There's a gleam in his eye!'

Solar powered sundial

"I'm 92 years old, Larry ... why in the heck would I plant perennials?!"

It's 9 a.m. and I've already offed hundreds of aphids � Decimated dozens of beetles and slain seven slugs. But Nana, you're disturbing nature's balance. When it comes to garden pests � Biodiversity is way overrated.

June: Aphid, millipedes, weevils,scab, blackleg...and other pests will be active.

Devil watering tails.

The Fireside Jungle: But specimens should never be introduced unless you know how to look after them.

'You can always recognise a true gardener - out there before the weather actually gets nice enough for venturing into the garden.'

Keepy-uppy with the Joneses.

Snow White.

Leaf Blower.

Business Widow's Revenge

The runner ducks ate all the snails from the garden and Jack was happy but then...

'Well, I'm sorry it's not perfect Jane, but you try putting up decking with nothing on'