Heroic Gardener Pillows

Cat in a tank...

An Unexpected Guest.

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Tree Passion

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."

Executive grows martinis in his garden.

'I've had so many transplants, I feel like a garden nursery.'

Lawn mower - must get longer cable

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

"The white powder is supposed to stop me, but I find it makes the leaves more delicious than ever."

"It came... it grew... it made Nana say bad words... 'Ow! You rotten #@!!×!' The invasion of the thistle"

Man look over neighbours fence at a man mowing his lawn. He is wearing a suit of armour to protect him from stones being thrown up by mower.

'Sewer farm - 100% organic'

Spring troubles a vicar with devil weeds.

Watering a plant in the rain.

Solar powered sundial

Keepy-uppy with the Joneses.

"I'm 92 years old, Larry ... why in the heck would I plant perennials?!"

Snow White.

The Fireside Jungle: But specimens should never be introduced unless you know how to look after them.

Devil watering tails.

Leaf Blower.

'You can always recognise a true gardener - out there before the weather actually gets nice enough for venturing into the garden.'

'There's a gleam in his eye!'

June: Aphid, millipedes, weevils,scab, blackleg...and other pests will be active.

Business Widow's Revenge

The runner ducks ate all the snails from the garden and Jack was happy but then...

'Try not to sit still for too long dear, the convulvulus is really rather virulent.'

'Well, I'm sorry it's not perfect Jane, but you try putting up decking with nothing on'