Garden Hero Pillows

Gardener trying to protect his crops from pests.

'Well, I'm sorry it's not perfect Jane, but you try putting up decking with nothing on'

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Cat in a tank...

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

Sale! Weed Whackers

Botany Baby!

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

"Oi - I was pollinating that!!"

Man transplants plant in his garden.

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

I love my dog!

Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A Garden Part 9

Game time.

'You are my sunshine, my only sunshine.'

'Let's go to the Horticultural Show and taste the exotic flowers...'

Beware of the Undergrowth.

A gap between the solar panels

"It may have been just a kick-about in the garden, but Eric took things very seriously."

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

'That chap really knows his onions!'

Gulf of Mexico - Twinned with Bhopal.

"If you don't rake them your leaves will simply break down into mulch over the winter."

"We're out of bags."

Lawn mower - must get longer cable

'All I'm saying is I wished you'd specified where you were going put the gnomes when you asked me if we could get some!'

"The white powder is supposed to stop me, but I find it makes the leaves more delicious than ever."

"Oh god, here she comes again, insisting she's helping."

"They've worked out the can save money by sharing toilet reading material."

"You, my tenacious weed, are trespassing!"

"Honest, Dad, somethin's wrong with the lawnmower." "You look fine to me. When you finish the lawn and pullin weeds feel free to wash the car and paint the house."

Snail meets alien carrying flying saucer.

Rake

Gardener of the Year.