Garden Hero Pillows

Gardener trying to protect his crops from pests.

'Well, I'm sorry it's not perfect Jane, but you try putting up decking with nothing on'

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Cat in a tank...

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

Botany Baby!

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

Sale! Weed Whackers

"Oi - I was pollinating that!!"

Man transplants plant in his garden.

I love my dog!

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

'You are my sunshine, my only sunshine.'

A gap between the solar panels

Game time.

'Let's go to the Horticultural Show and taste the exotic flowers...'

"It may have been just a kick-about in the garden, but Eric took things very seriously."

Beware of the Undergrowth.

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

'That chap really knows his onions!'

Gulf of Mexico - Twinned with Bhopal.

"If you don't rake them your leaves will simply break down into mulch over the winter."

"We're out of bags."

'All I'm saying is I wished you'd specified where you were going put the gnomes when you asked me if we could get some!'

Lawn mower - must get longer cable

Snail meets alien carrying flying saucer.

Rake

Gardener of the Year.

Victorian Garden Romance

"The white powder is supposed to stop me, but I find it makes the leaves more delicious than ever."

"Honest, Dad, somethin's wrong with the lawnmower." "You look fine to me. When you finish the lawn and pullin weeds feel free to wash the car and paint the house."

"It came... it grew... it made Nana say bad words... 'Ow! You rotten #@!!×!' The invasion of the thistle"

"You, my tenacious weed, are trespassing!"

"Oh god, here she comes again, insisting she's helping."